WWHD – Day 3 – Traveling to Rotoura via Hobbiton

“What Would Hillary Do?” was my constant mantra all day long today.

The answer: “Keep to the left!”

It must have worked because we made it safe and sound, all the way from Auckland to Rotorua, without any problem.

Of course I had Judy in the left seat playing the role of Bernie: “LEFT, LEFT, LEFT, EVEN MORE LEFT” at every step of the way.

The GPS lady took us on an interesting route, from freeway to the outskirts of Auckland, normal two lane roads, one-and-one-half lane highways and one-lane byways. Driving on a one-lane, twisty, hilly road that is posted at 100 Km/hr (60 mph) is a bit unnerving but we didn’t meet an oncoming cars and everything worked out just fine.

I only had two problems. First, I tended to drive a bit left of central, leaving more room in the center of the highway. Judy was afraid I would sideswipe someone or end up in the ditch. Tomorrow I’m going to do what I hope Hillary does (assuming she’s elected): move a little bit to the center of the road. Second, because the turn signal is on the left side of the steering wheel and the wiper control is on the left, we arrived with a squeaky clean windshield. Old habbits are hard to break.

The country through which we traveled was a series of beautiful farms and undulating hills decked out in Spring green. Lots of cattle and sheep grazing on the verdant pastures.

Our destination was Hobbiton, as in Lord fo the Rings and The Hobbit.Why? Because it was on the way to Rotorua and so that we could avoid fanatic LoR/H fans who would otherwise say, “You didn’t go to Hobbiton? A once in a life time opportunity and passsed it by? What kind of fools are you?” Judy and I read the books back in college and watched the first half of the first Lord of the Rings movie but don’t qualify as diehard fans.

Our tour guide told us of some fans who came to Hobbiton dressed in costume and then walked for two days, barefoot, to the mountain where the volcano sequences were shot. Upon arrival they bought expensive gold rings and flew via an ultralight over the volcano and then threw the rings into the firey chasm.

We had no idea how to go about touring Hobbiton. Our taxi cab driver in Auckland told us only guided tours were allowed. Solo vistors were not accommodated. Nonetheless, we drove to Matamata to the iSite tourist information center. The lady asked, “How soon can you be ready?” We lucked out by scoring a parking spot directly in front of the visitor center’s entrance so five minutes later we were on the bus and off to see the 44 Hobbit houses set in the side of a hill.

It was a fun visit even for lukewarm fans like us. The setting is beautiful and our guide told us stories about the making of the movies and the incredible detail that was observed to make the movies as realistic as possible.

A sideline benefit was that the setting was some of the prettiest countryside like what we’d been admiring on our drive that morning. Pastoral views of sheep and cattle grazing on lush green hillsides.

We arrived at our B&B in Rotorua around five. Our hosts, Mike and Peter, helped us set our itinerary for the next two days. First up: hot springs baths tonight. Tomorrow, gysers and bubbling hot springs in two locations, a visit to the town museum and a Maori cultural presentation and dinner tomorrow afternoon and evening. On Sunday we’ll press on to Taupo, driving there via Waitomo to see the glow worm caves. That ought to keep us out of mischief!

So we’re in our room, all tingly and glowing from the thermal hot springs and a nice steak dinner. It’s only 11:00 and we don’t have to be up for breakfast until 8:15 AM tomorrow.

Oh and by the way: Judy’s hobby is to rate toilet facilities wherever we go. Compared to squat pits in many parts of Asia, New Zealand’s are just fine. She was especially impressed by the public loo in downtown Matamata that sported fresh cut flowers.

Day 2: Waiheke Island

Well, the love is back: my blog is back on the approved list.You know, maybe travelpod.com ought to apply their spam-checking algorithms against Hillary and Donald’s blogs and see if they get shut down too.

First today’s bad news: We didn’t come across a new single historical, cultural, political, anthropological, psychosocial or geological factoid to enliven today’s blog entry. We’ll just have to go with the story of today’s activities for this entry. Maybe one or two snapshots. Let’s al hope for better pickings tomorrow.

What we did today was to take a 35 minute ferry ride to Waiheke Island, a 1.5 hour bus tour, a three hour hike through a heavily forested wildlife preserve, stopped for lunch at the Stoney Mountain vineyard (food but no wine: too expensive!) and came back across for a nice supper at the top of the Sky Tower here in downtown Auckland. Judy’s Garmin recorded 18,450 steps,43 flights of stares and 8.67 miles. I shot almost 300 pictures so all in all not a bad day’s work. Garmin also recorded 2,015 calories burned but don’t worry, intake exceeded output by a significant margin as I’ll discuss in a minute.

Briefly, the story of Waiheke is:

– Erupted from volcanic activity quite some time ago, although nearby Rangitoto came into being 600 years ago. New Zealand is an active geothermal area for sure.

– Polynesian sailors arrived in New Zealand about 900 years ago. They discovered the island and named it Motu-Wai-Heke, “island of trickling waters”, a spiritual site for the Maoris.

– The Brits came and set up shop in the 18th and especially the 19th centuries, driving off the Maoris through sickness and war and mangling the perfectly good Maroi name into Waiheke.

– Waiheke became a quiet part of greater Auckland. Ferry service started in 1930 but otherwise a pretty quiet place.

– Hippies populated Waiheke in the 1970s.

– Lately it has become a playground for the rich and famous. Median home prices hover around $1 million.

– You would be hard pressed to find a good location for a pool table. It’s hilly everywhere except on its more than 100 beaches.

So a pretty unremarkable story. It’s actually the story of a whole bunch of places on our planet:
Geological upheaval; indigenous populations discover the place; Europeans rediscovers the place, take the land and kill of most of the indigenous people; Hippies come and smoke a pipe of peace, love and all the rest; The rich and famous rediscover the place and build mega-mansions and drive property values through the roof. Ho, hum. Another story of Imperialism gone bad.

But I was supposed to save this stuff for tomorrow. Sorry.

The trip on the ferry was fun: a sunny day with great views of Auckland as we left port. Then a really fun hike through the heavily forested nature preserves near the town of Onetangi. I’ll let the pictures do the talking. The trip home was cold and windy, which gave us the excuse for a nice quick nap inside, rocked to sleep by the gentle swells. It was a much needed nap since having gone to bed at 10 last night Judy awoke at 2 and I at 5 so were just a bit jet lacked and sleep deprived at this point.

I’m sorry to say this big bird shooter pretty much struck out in the woods today. It was maddening. One beautiful, exotic sounding bird after another close by but hidden high in the branches of a tall, dense tree. All I got were a few shots of shore birds that would just as soon grab the sandwich out of your hand as anything else.

Dinner tonight was at the top of the 300-odd-foot Sky Tower in the heart of downtown and about six blocks from our hotel. It has a revolving dining room on the 52nd floor. Really nice gourmet dinner. The only catch as that each person is required to order NZ$40 of food, a target we greatly exceeded. Actually it was a pretty good deal because the dinner reservations gave us tickets for the ride up, normally $28 per person. So dinner, after subtracting $26 from $40 and converting to US$, came closer to US$10. You can hardly eat at McDonalds for that anymore.

Speaking of dining, so far we’ve had Malaysian, French, Italian, Museum and Bagel Shop food. But sooner or later we’ll tuck into a big, gnarly, cured-on-the-hoof shank of sheep. We’ll let you know how that comes out.

So now it’s on to the next phase of the adventure: the rental car. Think “Left, Left, Left” for us tomorrow. We’re off to Hobbitton and Rotorua.

Day 1 – Auckland

Traveling for 14 hours in economy class is a pain in the you-know-what. And by that I mean that it really hurts to sit that long on a poorly-padded, narrow chair.

Other than that the flights were quite pleasant. Pretty much on time although we had to sprint to make the connection in Houston.

People ask us, “How do you stand a 14 hour flight? I just could never do it.” But you know what? It really isn’t all that bad. You just have to channel the inner couch potato that lurks inside each of us. What’s wrong with vegging out for 14 hours? Read a good book; watch a few movies; eat and drink; take before bedtime naps. Before you know it you’re there. Try it. Don’t let long airplane rides stand between you and your bucket list.

We planned our sleeping schedule so that we retired for the night at about 9 PM Auckland time, which was about 4 AM Windham time. We had a nap on the Boston-Houston flight. We cleared customs, caught the busses and finally found our hotel about 9 AM. We felt well enough to tackle a full day out on the tourist trail so the plan seems to have worked (thanks, Jeff for the idea. We’ll probably crash and burn tomorrow and as I type this at 5:30 PM Judy’s down for a nap and I’m feeling it too. A quick bite to eat and then we’ll call it a day early.

Finding the hotel turned out to be an adventure. We figured on a three-block walk from the bus stop to the hotel. What we didn’t figure on was the construction project that pretty much obliderated Courthouse Lane. Three locals, including an Office Max delivery guy, didn’t have a clue. But a nice lady took us right to the hotel. Nice folks, these Kiwis. Our room is in an apartment high rise (we’re on the 30th floor). A company has purchased a number of units and rent them out as hotel rooms. We have a beautiful view of the city and waterfront and it has all the features of a good downtown city hotel. The price isn’t bad, either ($100-ish U.S.)

We came to New Zealand interested in the Maori people and their culture and their relationship with European-descended New Zealanders (Pakeha, as the Maroi call them). We expected to dive into this subject later on but our education started on the flight from Houston and continued during the day.

First, we watched videos on the plane of the recent rugby Test matches between our beloved All Black team and the arch rival Australian Wallabies. Rugby is a religion in New Zealand and it’s not hard to become a fan, even if you don’t quite know what rugby is all about. My interpretation of rugby is that rugby is to American football (not soccer) as collegiate wrestling is to Cagematch professional wrestling. The basic idea is to move the ball across the other team’s goal line. Kicking is involved. The action never stops except for penalties. And the penalties have nothing to do with kicking, gouging and other forms of mayhem and personal injury actions, all of which seem to be perfectly normal . Penalties seem to be highly technical and I never did figure the logic, if any, behind them.

But I digress. Before the match started, the New Zealand and Austrailian national anthems were sung. The New Zealand anthem was sung first in Maori and then English. The players all new the words to both versions and sang them with great gusto and emotion.

And then the most amazing thing: the All Black players performed a Haka – a Maori ritual war dance designed to align the warriors with the spirits, to bring them into a state of physical readiness and, judging from the Wallabies’ reaction, to strike fear in the hearts of the opponents. Really a spectacular display.

We stopped at the Auckland War Memorial Museum. The Boar War and World War I are highly important in New Zealand’s history and indeed a good part of the museum is devoted to these conflicts. But an even bigger and more prominent part of the museum is given over to Maroi culture. We attended a Maori Cultural performance, which involved traditional Maori signing and dancing, including the finale: a Haka.

After the performance we chatted with one of the ladies who had performed, perhaps the leader of the six-person group. I asked her about how Maori people fit into New Zealand. She said that recently there had been great progress in establishing Maori culture within New Zealand, but that it had been a long, hard struggle. The British, in the treaty of Waiting (1840), took away soverenty from the Maoris, who had been on the islands for 600 years or so before the arrival of Abel Tasman in the seventeenth century. In return the Maori were granted the right to own land. But of course the treaty didn’t work out well for the Maori (the treaty written in Maori didin’t agree with the English version, for example). It’s implementation favored the Brits, as was often the case in the Empirial Age.

I asked her if the Maori language was being preserved. She said that language preservation was a problem but that progress was being made. There is a move to require Maori language instruction in the primary grades. She hereself attended a Maori language immersion school for all 13 years of her public schooling (she speaks excellent English).

So the tentative indication: Maori culture is apparently becoming recognized, respected and maybe even encouraged. We’ll hold final judgement until we’ve completed our travels.

Our journey today took us on the Hop-On-Hop-Off bus. We hopped off at the Museum, Eden Gardens and Mt. Eden. The bus ride itself took two hours on two intersecting loops. We spent the most time at the museum, including lunch in its pricy restaurant. Eden Gardens (botanical plantings in a reclaimed quary) and Mt Eden (a run up the hill to the highest pont in Auckland, featuring a huge crater) took exactly 30 minutes each so that we didn’t miss the bus.

Tomorrow we’re off on a ferry boat to explore an island.

Waiting for D Day

Windham, NH

Here we sit: t minus one week and counting. This is the sweaty palms, “what have we gotten ourselves into this time?” phase. Lots of trips to the mall for just-right clothing, trips to the drug store for laxatives and cold remedies and time on line figuring out the best strategies for ATM access and cell phone service.

And in the dark of night it’s worrying about driving on the wrong side and getting lost. It’s for real and almost game time.

You know what though? It’s been like this before every one of our trips and we’ve always come back happy and glad we took the chance!